With the plauge cured, Brian wanted money so he decided to launch a massive DLC. This DLC was known as the
new world. It added several wonders, several new playable races. Cristypher colombum was the first to buy
it and explored these new areas. Brian was soon making bank. Everyone was now exploring this new area. Even
though he was happy, he was sad. Nobody knew about Briantology.
And so time passed, Several momentous occasions occurred in our timeline and I shall tell you of them.
Once there was a joly ‘ol fellow named Keldo. One day, Dan approached him. “We must spread Briantology,”
he said and told him our amazing lore. He was all like “Yeah!!!!” and wanted to start by indoctrinating santa.
So he embarked on a long journey to the north pole to do so. When he finally found santa’s prison camp, it was a
beautiful sight. Elves in forced labor, C02 everywhere. But then an Elven Kapo shocked him. He woke up under
a Chinease water tortureinator. Santa stood over him, while not a Rat king, he still was spooky.
“Hoe hoe hoe. What have we here?” Said he.
“Oh no great santa, I mean no harm.” Responded Keldo. He told Santa everything about Briantology.
“Hmmm…” Said Santa. “I shall join this religion. But on one condition. I’m tired of delivering coal.
You do it. Also, we must take out Anti santa, he goes against all of my ways and talks about
incorporating elven rights laws into my compound. Now do we have a deal?” Kelpo agreed and shook
his big fat hand. “Good. From now on you shall no longer be known as Kelpo. You shall be known
as… Erm… Sh…man…ta! Yes, Shmanta!” And that my friends, is the story of Shmanta.
On a completely different note, Max was walking to the local subway sandwich shop because he had the
hungries. To get to Subway, he had to ride the subway. The subway hosted several high people and
zombies. Among them was a man in a trech coat. He walked over and said “want some powder?”
Max was like “sure” and sniffed all of his powder. He wanted more. So he asked this man his name.
He was Sylvester. He quickly became best friends with him. Same with his mom. And older
sister. Max can hear them “laughing” in the bedroom. A modern law of Briantopica is that everyone
must be best friends with Sylvester.
Brian fended off rat kings who tried too take over the world. These includes: That one German who started
WWII, Hitler, The Communist guy and thats it. After all this time passed The Rat King actually DIED of old
age 💀. This was not the end tho as the rat government elected a poor young soul to be tainted with it.
Jasper, a poor naive boy of a young age, was skipping home from school, happy as can be. But then a rat
approached. Feeling the unholy energy, he ran, but the rat skittered faster, It grabbed his leg and crawled
up it until it borrowed under his hair and took over like ratittoue. The rat consumed his brian and now Jasper
was the new rat king. He was commanded to create new followers by finding them at DaVinci. When a new rat is
promoted to Rat king, space time is split and a new timeline is made. This is really bad for Brians power
so he decided to put an end to it.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Quentin. His grandma smoked pot. He was walking home from school
and saw her smoking pot in the living room.
“Want some?”
“Hell naw”
“EAT IT” she said and force fed him it. Quentin went all woozy and fell through time. When he landed on a
cotton candy field at the bottom he heard a voice.
"Yo"
“Who’s there? Stay away! I have to much rise of kingdoms power to die!”
“Oh yeah?” Said the voice “I have a million trillion power!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO I HAVE BEEN BESTED!!!!!!!!”
Brian appeared in his physical form in front of them. He told Quentin that the rat king was gaining power and
Briantology needed to counterstrike(2). He said that they needed cities, territory, and followers. Quentin, seeing
the importance of this agreed.