Part 3
Dan landed in this new world with no dinosaurs to play with. He was pretty sad but there were
a few rats to annoy. He used his charisma to get the rats to join the Right side of history. After
infecting the rats they became Brain’s loyal servants and worked hard to rebuild the world. To start
they worked on Super heaven and Super hell. The rats constructed the first 15 layers
on super hell. When they begun to work on the material plane, they gave Mr. Beast
10 trillion dollars for team trees to replant all the trees. Thats also why he’s so rich.
The rats continued to work hard but a certain rat, with a heart of evilness set out to corrupt
the rats and sever them from the good guys. This was the Rat King. He tied his tail to the
rats and had them revolt on Brian. They stormed his castle in Mt. Hawaii. But they never thought
of his infinite power. For he summoned what is now an ancient idol to protect them: the Engineer.
He built like 80 turrets and killed millions of corrupt rats. That was a practical problem solved.
The Engineer proceeded to build the 16th layer of super hell where rat poison pollutes the air.
Though the Engineer was a bit sad and lonely so Brian ripped out all of his ribs (Don’t worry, the medic
healed him) to create your mom. They were forever sent to live in the “paradise” of the banana Plantation of Eden.
The only rules for the area included:
- Work to earn the right to work
- Don't eat the forbidden banana
But unfortunately, Yo momma so stupid that she ate the banana. And she was already so fat that when
she ate it, she exploded into a bunch of dumb unenlightened humans.
1,000,000 British Columbiamap of british colombia
There were a bunch of people in the cult (happy religion of fun) of Christ. It was a big thing. And
Their little god (who was in 69420 minecoins in debt to Brian) had a son. Brian didn’t like kids so he
literally kicked Jesus out of super heaven. Jesus landed on top of a baby inside of a carpenters house
and the parents didn’t want to make another one and called Jesus their son. So Jesus lived happily ever
after and definitely wasn't killed twice.
Just kidding! Jesus died a lot. He had a problem. Boo hoo :( luckily Jesus and Dan were homies
and cast Animate Dead on Jesus each time.
Dan and Jesus decided to promote Briantology but Jesus forgot and just did christianity. He dided
a few more times before Dan ran out of spell slots and decided he can stay dead. With jesus dead
several escaped rats begun a new dark age in the name of the Rat King.
The rats coughed on people in British land and they started to die of the Bubonic plauge.
That’s right the rats started the black death. Brian was like noooo
And Rat king was like yeeees.
Brian didn’t like it so he decided to use the only thing that could stop it. He brought
a couple painters to life and started the renaissance and since people cared more about
art then the black death, they were all cured. 👍